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Offline BeeTee

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Pokemon ‘rapes’ Russian woman!
« on: Monday, 15 August, 2016 @ 09:55:09 »
A Russian woman made an official complaint to police claiming she was raped by a giant Pokemon! Accordibg to the police, the woman, who was not named, claims that while she was asleep in her apartment a giant Pokemon entered her Moscow apartment and sexually abused her. The woman says that the Pokemon ‘rapist; suddenly vanished when she got out of her bed, but her Pokemon App could still detect its presence in the bedroom. According to reports, neither the police not her husband were convinced of her allegations and she was persuaded to visit a psychiatrist. A friend of the woman named Ivan Makarov she claims there are many Pokemons in her apartment that even her dog can sense. Makarov says her dog barks whenever she is playing the game…

Offline Maik

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Re: Pokemon ‘rapes’ Russian woman!
« Reply #1 on: Monday, 15 August, 2016 @ 12:30:24 »
There might be a cure for this... stop playing stupid games and get a life.