Oooooh Matron!

[TonyKath]

A care home matron took a sex toy into work and showed her underwear on "numerous occasions", a tribunal ruled.
The Nursing and Midwifery Council also found Sharon Talbot raised her voice at a resident's partner at the Asheborough House Care Centre in Saltash, Cornwall.
However, the panel cleared her of several charges including that she went fishing instead of attending an end-of-life meeting.
Ms Talbot had denied all the charges brought against her.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-26725521
Actually would anyone want to go to an "end of life meeting" whatever that is.  And I hate fishing! 
Tony

[Maik]

Sounds fun, wonder if they'll take an advance booking.

[Maik]

New York nursing home that hired strippers for elderly residents sued by family

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/new-york-nursing-home-that-hired-strippers-for-elderly-residents-sued-by-family-9247286.html