03/03/15

[Maik]

Heard that tomorrow morning mains power will be shut down in Lassi and surrounding areas, including Lakithra, Minies, Salata, due to necessary maintenance work. More info on 26710 22240

[Maik]

The Greek tax drama

http://www.ekathimerini.com/4dcgi/_w_articles_wsite3_1_03/03/2015_547811

[Maik]

Ryanair finally realises 'Don't Insure Me' isn't a country
Airline to scrap irritating travel insurance opt-out as part of latest attempt to improve its image

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/11446923/Ryanair-finally-realises-Dont-Insure-Me-isnt-a-country.html

[Maik]

Study on penises reveals the average size ... and it's smaller than you think

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11444668/Study-on-penises-reveals-the-average-size-...-and-its-smaller-than-you-think.html

[Maik]

Three to five cups of coffee a day could reduce the risk of heart attack

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/nhs/11444466/Three-to-five-cups-of-coffee-a-day-could-reduce-the-risk-of-heart-attack.html

[Maik]

Professor invents magical flavour-changing milk
Meet the drink that changes flavour with every sip

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11446768/Professor-invents-magical-flavour-changing-milk.html

[Maik]

Wealthy art collector is called by his lawyer, who says: “I have some good news and I have some bad news….”
 
"OK, what's the good news?"

“This week your wife invested £50,000 in two pictures that she figures will be worth a minimum of £20 to £30 million.”

“Very good news indeed! Now, what’s the bad news?"

“The pictures are of you sh*gging your secretary.”