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19/09/21
« on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 02:36:25 »
Four new cases of coronavirus on Kefalonia confirmed yesterday by EODY.

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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #1 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 02:37:45 »
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Teenager rushed to hospital after shoving USB cable in his penis

A sexual experiment gone wrong landed a teenager in hospital needing complicated surgery to extract a knotted USB cable from his penis.

When his mum was out of the room, the boy, whose name was not revealed, confessed to doctors that he inserted the cable to ‘measure the length of his penis’ out of ‘sexual curiosity’.

But instead of using a ruler, he inserted the already-knotted cable, which got stuck, with both ends left hanging out of his member.

The 15-year-old, from London, made several attempts to remove it himself but this resulted in him urinating a large amount of blood.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/17/london-teen-rushed-to-hospital-after-shoving-usb-cable-in-his-penis-15275023/

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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #2 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 02:50:32 »
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Shocked Dudley couple find python hiding in bedroom

A shocked couple who found a 5ft (1.5m) python in their bedroom said they have no idea how it got into their house.

The pair called police to their home on Quarry Bank in Dudley, West Midlands, after making the discovery.

They had shut it in the room and officers were able to safely remove it and take it to a vet.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-58611602

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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 13:05:26 »
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Jimmy Greaves: Ex-England & Tottenham striker dies aged 81

Former England striker and Tottenham's record goalscorer Jimmy Greaves has died at the age of 81.

Greaves began his career with Chelsea before spells at AC Milan, Spurs and West Ham.

He scored 44 goals in 57 games for England and was a member of the 1966 World Cup-winning squad.

Greaves scored 266 goals in 379 matches for Tottenham and holds the record for the most goals in a season for Spurs with 37 in 1962-63.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58613988


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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #4 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 16:59:30 »
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Only Fools and Horses actor John Challis dies

John Challis, best known for playing Boycie in Only Fools and Horses, has died aged 79.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58617114

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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 18:52:32 »
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Five-star to no-star: holidaymakers face nightmare in quarantine hotel
When one member of a family tested positive for Covid on a sunshine break to Greece, they had to move out of their luxury hotel to a cockroach-infested room

ulia Brill’s £4,500 package holiday on the Greek island of Rhodes turned into a nightmare on just the third day when her eight-year-old son felt unwell. He tested positive for Covid-19 and the family of four was moved from their five-star hotel to a room in a government quarantine hotel for 14 days.

“The hotel was on the flightpath to the island with planes flying metres overhead every eight minutes,” she said. “The room was filthy with dirt on all surfaces, lines of ants marching all over the floor among the hair of previous guests, and there were cockroaches in the bathroom. The drains were blocked and stank. There was no bottled water, cutlery or crockery.

“Food, which most of the time was inedible, was left unceremoniously at our door three times a day, the air conditioning barely worked, and the wifi came and went. When the wildfires were raging in Rhodes, all power went out. We could see flames on the hillsides as we sat in total darkness with no air-con or wifi.”
https://www.theguardian.com/money/2021/sep/19/five-star-to-no-star-holidaymakers-face-nightmare-in-quarantine-hotel

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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #6 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 19:06:05 »
How was your holiday?     it was Brill :lol:

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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #7 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 21:31:27 »
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Only Fools and Horses actor John Challis dies

John Challis, best known for playing Boycie in Only Fools and Horses, has died aged 79.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-58617114

A marvellous actor.  RIP Boycie....

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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #8 on: Sunday, 19 September, 2021 @ 21:33:13 »
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Teenager rushed to hospital after shoving USB cable in his penis

A sexual experiment gone wrong landed a teenager in hospital needing complicated surgery to extract a knotted USB cable from his penis.

When his mum was out of the room, the boy, whose name was not revealed, confessed to doctors that he inserted the cable to ‘measure the length of his penis’ out of ‘sexual curiosity’.

But instead of using a ruler, he inserted the already-knotted cable, which got stuck, with both ends left hanging out of his member.

The 15-year-old, from London, made several attempts to remove it himself but this resulted in him urinating a large amount of blood.
https://metro.co.uk/2021/09/17/london-teen-rushed-to-hospital-after-shoving-usb-cable-in-his-penis-15275023/

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We've all done it...

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Re: 19/09/21
« Reply #9 on: Monday, 20 September, 2021 @ 01:36:09 »
We've all done it...

Er, when I was fifteen a Universal Serial Bus was a London Transport Routemaster. Definitely wouldn't try sticking one of 'em up me willy  :blink: