...the Finance Ministry said it would be putting together a team to assess tenders for the provision of dogs tasked with detecting cash.
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-eurozone-greece-dogs-idUSKCN0ZT2H4...could be more a case of jobs for the boys rather than jobs for dogs.
Newspaper Proto Thema wrote Wednesday: “This is hardly a reassuring indication that capital controls will ease or be lifted altogether anytime soon.
“Quite the contrary if you factor in the time needed to train the dogs to sniff out euro bills.â€
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/greece-recruits-prey-and-defence-driven-sniffer-dogs-to-help-uncover-concealed-cash-and-slow-banking-crisis_uk_5787a3d7e4b0daae46fb617bThe good news is that the dogs don't have to be pedigrees... if it's a case of sniffing out money, might be quicker to employ footballers' wives?
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